☕ For those who know coffee isn't a luxury—it's a necessity.
Make a statement with this hilarious "Caffeine: Because Jail Is Expensive" graphic tee. Featuring an eye-catching ransom note typography design with mixed magazine-style lettering, caution tape, handcuffs, warning signs, and coffee-inspired details, this shirt is perfect for caffeine addicts who need their coffee before dealing with people.
Designed with a bold green, black, tan, and white color palette, this unique graphic tee combines humor, attitude, and streetwear-inspired style into one unforgettable design.
Perfect For:
Coffee lovers
Starbucks enthusiasts
Baristas
Teachers
Nurses
USPS employees
Office workers
Moms fueled by caffeine
Anyone who shouldn't be approached before coffee
Features: ✔ Premium graphic print
✔ Bold ransom note typography design
✔ Soft and comfortable fit
✔ Unisex sizing
✔ Perfect gift for coffee addicts
✔ Great for everyday casual wear
Whether you're heading to the coffee shop, running errands, or surviving another Monday, this tee lets everyone know exactly why that coffee cup is non-negotiable.
Warning: May cause excessive coffee purchases and uncontrollable sarcasm.
Disclaimer:
- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
- Sleeve prints and neck labels are produced using DTF (Direct-to-Film) printing technology. This applies only to products fulfilled by the print providers OPT OnDemand and Shirt Monkey among the providers offering this item.
.: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.
.: This blank tee is certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 (Certificate No. 168252, OETI - Institut fuer Oekologie).
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |